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Paris Packs Her Toothbrush

LOS ANGELES (AP) - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Ms. Hilton gets no sympathy from me, who has parlayed her last name into fame and fortune. As is true with many other celebrities-- politicians, royals, and stars-- Paris surrounded herself with a retinue who facilitiated and applauded her serial violations of the rules to which the little people must adhear. Chris Farley, John Bulishi, Elvis, Anna Niocole and a myriad of others died of the fast life, and it may well be that a brief stay in a non-Hilton establishment will save Paris' life.

Rosie Walks

The departure of Rosie from the View was, she claimed, because of a contract disagreement. Maybe. I think it is also true that her public was starting to weary of Rosie's vulgarity. She reminds me of another actress now living in the small town of Oblivion-- Rosanna. Both have a coarseness that they thought played to their supposed regular-folks audience. But what they were both doing was playing to their real audience-- the Hollyweird elite.