I Chat Calmly With a Conservative

This is too much fun.

He:

These turds are incredible. They wage an absolute unprovoked character assassination on all political enemies with little or no evidence, but demand their politicial and cultural heros be proven guilty in a court before admitting the obvious. These double standard laden morons are so completely twisted, so hypocritical and so sick I have reached the conclusion they are all mentally ill - seriously.

How is it these sickos get up in the morning and manage well enough to get through the day? Surely they must be locked up somewhere and given computer access only as a gesture of good will by their keepers....sick...sick...sick

Me:

Well, aren't you the one who is typing furiously from your mother's basement with you baseball cap on backwards and your jaw somewhat slack? Isn't it time to wrap up your homeschool assignment-- perhaps the Color the Ducky page? You do realize that political thought and discourse is an adult custom, and you still have a few years to go.

He:

I so enjoy these lame efforts at humor - all of which have been scribbled out before by your breathren....face it moron - you can;t defend yourself so you project your own lifestyle on others inhopes that it matters. You're just a case of empties, a phony and a wannabee charlatan who doesn't pack the gear to offer anything factual or at least original in your own defense...

Me:

Republican Whine List

Obama was not born in the US.
His birth certificate is a fake.
Obama is a muslim
Obama is an arab
Obama is a terrorist
Obama uses drugs
Obama bought the election
The 2008 election was rigged
Obama is trying to sell his Senate seat
He smokes cigarettes.
Remember when senators represented the public for state, national and international issues and were qualified to do that? Seems they were elected by the public, not appointed by some bureaucrat. It appears we now have acquired a "royalty" who believe in divine entitlement.
Obama fathered two black children in wedlock!
Obama is a fraud.
Obama will say anything and align himself with the lowest scum job Earth to get ahead.
Obama has dual citizenship and is disqualified of being president!
Obama is racist.
Obama asked for spicy mustard on his hamburger.
Obama's wife insults the poor with her choice of shoes.
Obama habitually thinks before he speaks. Very annoying.

He:

ZERo The Nothing is failing and N Korea would hate to loose him.
Yeah, every one of the leftist trash are sick and twisted, unfit to be called Americans as far as I can tell...

ZERo The Nothing, lying leftard ghetto trash crack head POS communist filth and the single greatest danger to America and freedom ever in the history of this nation.

Me:

I think you're foaming.

He:

I think that you are stupid, but than, stupidity is a prerequisite for being a leftard POS, isn't it?

ZERo The Nothing, lying leftist ghetto trash POS communist filth and the single greatest danger to America and freedom ever in the history of this country.

Me:

Isn't it time to launder your sheets and return to your kkk klavern?

He:

Seems like its time for you to get on back to your ghetto and business on your corner, crack head.

I think that you are stupid, but than, stupidity is a prerequisite for being a leftard POS, isn't it?

ZERo The Nothing, lying leftist ghetto trash POS communist filth and the single greatest danger to America and freedom ever in the history of this country.

Me:

What is POS?

He:

Are you a foreigner?

POS = Leftist = piece of shit..

Me:

Ah, so that what POS means. As a well-educated, church-going liberal, I find there is no need to resort to such gutter crudities to communicate. Naturally, our political superiority is in sync with our moral superiority.

He:

ROTFLMFAO.................know any more funny jokes? Thanks for the comedy.....lol

Me:

I think it puzzles and then destroys you when you realize the simple fact that Obama-- a black man-- is your intellectual, moral, and spiritual superior.

He:

ROTFLMFAO, again, your comedy is funny as it can be. Also full of untruths, first of which is the fact that ZERo is not a 'black man', his mother was a caucasian making him a zebra, bi racial, a halfrican-American, a mullato.ZERo, the Affirmative Action stooge is no ones 'intellectual, moral, and spiritual' superior, except for the stupid leftards that think that he is their 'Messiah'. You fools got snookered and all of America lost big time.

(Mercy! In the land of GOP, the man with one brain cell is king. So, at this point, I tip toe quietly, stage left, from this lovely thread.)