A Love Letter From the Right

As I've said to some of your coven...If you boiled GWB in oil, and ate him and killed all the believers in the country, you still wouldn't be happy. You leftists are addicted to power and debauchery. And, like any addict, you destroy yourselves and everybody around you.

The debate continues.





"President Obama and former Vice President Dick Cheney spoke on torture yesterday. Obama spoke out against torture, and Cheney gave more of a "how-to" discussion."

Jay Leno

"A new survey shows that the happiest Americans are elderly, male Republicans. In other words---Republicans."

Jimmy Fallon

"You know I miss the Bush administration. At least with those guys, you knew where you stood, which was occasionally on a box while holding electrodes. That's why I was glad to see former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld ... featured in the latest issue of GQ. ... The story is that during the Iraq war, Rumsfeld's briefings to President Bush had cover pages featuring war photography and passages from the Bible. Because obviously, briefings about a war you just launched are a snooze unless you add a little pizzazz. So they added quotes like this one from Isaiah: Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Of course, the answer was, 'The same soldiers, over and over again.'"

Stephen Colbert

"Newt Gingrich yesterday was all over TV. He called Nancy Pelosi a 'trivial politician.' ... A 'trivial politician,' as opposed to Newt himself, who is a very serious, unemployed fat guy who runs a think tank out of his basement."

Bill Maher