Heather Mills Goes First Class

HIGH-LIVING Heather Mills was exposed as a hypocrite last night — for failing to buy first-class flights for daughter Beatrice.

Mucca slammed ex Sir Paul McCartney on Monday for forcing the four-year-old to travel “B Class” after their bitter divorce — while he flew “A Class”.

She haughtily vowed to pay for Beatrice’s first-class travel herself.

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Dear Heather,

Now that you squeezed Paul McCartney for every possible penny you could get, could you please just go away and disappear, so that we do not have to look at your pitiful-gold-digging-face any more? We would all appreciate it!

Sincerely,

Everyone that I know

I knew from the beginning that this would end in a disaster of epic proportions, that it was always about greed, that it would cost vast sums of money as it dragged on and on and on, and eventually the public would see it for the horrible decision it was. Oh, wait a second. This item isn't about Bush's invasion of Iraq? Never mind.