Mitt Romney for Secretary of Transportation

Shame on all those bleeding-heart neighsayers and nattering nabobs who criticized Mitt Romney for lashing his dog to the top of his station wagon for a 12 hour family trip and then hosing down the beast when through its howls it expressed his displeasure by unleashing a waterfall of diarrhea over the car's windshield.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2007/06/romneys-dog-sto.html

This is a great example of out-of-the-box presidential thinking, just the kind of thinking we need to address the problems of transportation in our country. Instead of raising taxes to build new expressways, we just need to cable our seniors or youngsters to the roof or hood. Perhaps a bit of velcro on our Airbusses and Amtracks is all that we need to alieviate trafiic congestion. And who would not appreciate a good hosing after a long, dusty trip, especially when one's bodily fluids are awry.

For Secretary of Transportation in the next administration, Mr. Romney gets my vote.