This Will Wake You Up
Spontaneous human combustion.
It's my new ring-tone.
Here's what Scientologists believe:
1. In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results.
http://www.scientology.org/
(So far so good.) The rest comes from Wikpedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAmEO-oLHzA
2. The thetan (soul) lived through many past lives and will contue to live beyond the death of the body. Thetans have existed for tens of trillions of years. (Yes, trillions.)
3. Psychiatry and psychology are destructive and abusive practices.
4. An e-meter-- basically two tin cans with a small electronic charge-- can help the practitioner (referred to as a preclear or PC) to unburden himself or herself of specific traumatic incidents, prior ethical transgressions and bad decisions, which are said to collectively restrict the preclear from achieving his or her goals and lead to the development of a "reactive mind".
5. According to Hubbard, some of the past traumas may have been deliberately inflicted in the form of "implants" used by extraterrestrial dictatorships such as Helatrobus to brainwash and control humans.
6. There is a huge Church of Spiritual Technology symbol carved into the ground at Scientology's Trementia Base, so loyal members can return from the future to consult with their founder's works.
7. Xenu, an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy", 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their spirits/body thetans cause ill effects on humans today.
8. Islam and Jesus are extraterrestial memory implants.
9. Scientology pays members commissions on new recruits they bring in.
10. The Church says that psychiatry was responsible for World War I, the rise of Hitler and Stalin, and the 9/11 attacks.
Hence the primal scream.
It's my new ring-tone.
Here's what Scientologists believe:
1. In Scientology no one is asked to accept anything as belief or on faith. That which is true for you is what you have observed to be true. An individual discovers for himself that Scientology works by personally applying its principles and observing or experiencing results.
http://www.scientology.org/
(So far so good.) The rest comes from Wikpedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAmEO-oLHzA
2. The thetan (soul) lived through many past lives and will contue to live beyond the death of the body. Thetans have existed for tens of trillions of years. (Yes, trillions.)
3. Psychiatry and psychology are destructive and abusive practices.
4. An e-meter-- basically two tin cans with a small electronic charge-- can help the practitioner (referred to as a preclear or PC) to unburden himself or herself of specific traumatic incidents, prior ethical transgressions and bad decisions, which are said to collectively restrict the preclear from achieving his or her goals and lead to the development of a "reactive mind".
5. According to Hubbard, some of the past traumas may have been deliberately inflicted in the form of "implants" used by extraterrestrial dictatorships such as Helatrobus to brainwash and control humans.
6. There is a huge Church of Spiritual Technology symbol carved into the ground at Scientology's Trementia Base, so loyal members can return from the future to consult with their founder's works.
7. Xenu, an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy", 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their spirits/body thetans cause ill effects on humans today.
8. Islam and Jesus are extraterrestial memory implants.
9. Scientology pays members commissions on new recruits they bring in.
10. The Church says that psychiatry was responsible for World War I, the rise of Hitler and Stalin, and the 9/11 attacks.
Hence the primal scream.
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