Memo to John Edwards

"Campaign records now reveal that John Edwards was using his campaign money to get $400 haircuts in Beverly Hills," says Jay Leno. "But Edwards insists this is in keeping with his view that there are two Americas: one that pays $400 for a haircut, and the other America that spends its money on stupid things like rent and food."

In view of Edwards' ribbing for having a $400 haircut, may I suggest Great Clips, where I had my haircut today?

Haircut 12.00
Coupon minus 4.00
Tip 2.00
Total 9.99

Savings for the John ("A Man of the People") Edwards Campaign: $390.01